but guys
the next time we see Doctor Who credits Billie and David’s name will be on them.
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So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
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REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.
STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
(via ginevraaahhhh)
the optician asked me how many hours i spend on my laptop yesterday and i really quietly said “10-14” and she said “pardon?” 4 times
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sometimes I’m chandler, sometimes I’m joey
there’s no in between
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She’s like, one of the closest people in my life. I’m dating my celebrity crush! Well I think we kinda always knew there was something more. I don’t even remember a time when he wasn’t my boyfriend. Of course I know what Monchele is! No one knows me better than Cory. It’s a bit of a date night, yeah! I’m very thankful that I’m in an awesome relationship right now. Lea’s dress? It’s stunning. I’m the luckiest man. You know, Canada makes some great dudes, and he’s definitely one of them. She bought me an inflatable remote-controlled shark balloon. Best gift I ever received. Oh. You can’t make me pick one word for him. That’s not fair. We could talk about that in detail. That’s her! See? Look how cute she is!
(Source: dresswithoutsleeves, via hollywoodx4)
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